Technically, I should title this “Things I Will Never Understand Until I Get To Heaven”, but that is a little too long and tedious. But, here at 2:17am while I’m having some impressive insomnia, I’ll list some things that I’ve realized I’ll never understand.
- Why Sophie (Rosie Girl’s cat) steals socks. She certainly doesn’t wear them!
- The Boson-Higgs particle
- Why Sassy (the long-haired cat) thinks it’s such a victory that she conquered a hair elastic.
- Why PWM loves me
- Why Silver (the short-haired grey cat) believes that the laundry basket of clean clothes needs to be her bed.
- Why Sophie and Sassy are addicted to packing tape.
- Why I can’t sleep tonight.
- “The physics of the thing!” (Sorry, Dad, I’m still a physics novice!)
- Wild Man’s love of all things gun-like.
- Anime and Manga (sorry, Rosie Girl)
- Why I have migraines (although I’m pretty sure I didn’t cause them)
- IPhones (I guess I’m not as tech-savvy as I thought)
- Why I don’t like fruit (and many veggies)
- The grace of God.
Do you have any to add? Isn’t insomnia great? I get all kinds of crazy things coming from my head when I don’t sleep!